Me: "When your dad gets home, I'm going out to dinner with my girlfriends"
Bennett: "Ewww, I didn't know mom was gay"
And when I came home three hours later:
Brady: "Bennett pointed the f-word at me" (meaning his middle finger)
Bennett: "That's because he was being an a-hole"
UGH.
Carter had to give me a very (long) detailed run-down of the first night of American Idol (who needs TIVO?!)
Cate was wearing Brady's boxer briefs and hot pink boots
Scott was "cleaning" the bedroom...meaning he was laying in bed watching tv.
So, thank you to my "girlfriends" for once a month giving me such a great reason to leave this madness behind!!!
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